Hover over these here peeps n' critters to learn about em!

Then you can click on 'em for a surprise!

 a distressed park ranger oh wow it's the physical manifestation of death hey look a fly! buzz buzz, amiright? poor fella's got no jawline why is that reporter dressed in his jammies? a scandalous shoulder-bearing himbo my man's cosplaying as Clarence Wendle ACE ATTORNEY?? tom-from-eddsworld-lookin ass haircut inky stinky alien

IF THERE'S SOMETHING STRANGE...

IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD...

WHO YOU GONNA CALL?

You can contact one of our agents. The front desk number is 555-1738. 
We only have two receptionists, and one of them has a really thick irish accent.

                        Just be ready for that.